PRICING UPDATE- Stuff gets cheaper!
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Yes, you read that title correctly!
Some of our stuff is going to be getting CHEAPER!
"But how!" I hear you cry "in THIS econnomy? With the price of metal what it is, and the vet bill for Jamie's racehorses now in six digits?"
Simple- AI pricing.
We have just forked out a load of cash on a fancy new AI pricing doo-hicky. Basically it tells us when we need to lower the price on something.
Enhanced Retail Intelligent Computer 3000, or E.R.I.C
With advanced computational algorithms it computes pricing inaccuracies which a mere human would never be able to find, such as 'this sells out too much increase the price a little', and 'this doesn't sell so drop the price a little'.
As mentioned in a previous post, due to their tiny size, Gnomes are going down in price!
The Big Giant is down from 20% from £100 to just £80!
Alpine Dwarfs are down from £38 to just £35!
And ALL the Demons, as well as the fan favourite Circus of Corruption are going down in price as well!
How can we afford to do this you ask? Simple- we have stopped Caviar Thursdays at the office. Jamie was particularly devastated, but he
swiftly rallied when he realised we'd be selling a lot more Gnomes (hint, hint!).